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 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
 <itunes:subtitle>A 3-way discussion with no intrinsic value to any person on this planet.</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Three friends decided to record their conversations as a lark. With no broadcasting experience, a total lack of personality or self-awareness they put a podcast out in the ether to see if other characters could understand their bizarre opinions on todays nonsense. 

Contact us at: cylonbingo@hotmail.com 
Visit us at: cylonbingo.blogspot.com
Twitter: @CylonBingo
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 <title>For the Love of Ostrich</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/61</link>
 <description>A rare 4-way featuring Mike from B.C. -- The boys discuss Hair Pulling, animal love, the best Zoo Experience possible, Pat&#039;s trip to Toronto, rage against “Jack &amp; Jill” / Engagement Party and go to Family Reunions. Also, Episode 10 of “General Kranken Haus” titled Labour Pains! </description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:02:29 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Animal Sex, Race Relations, Humorous Observation, </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/61</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/61</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The Mysteries of the Animal Kingdom Revealed</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>A rare 4-way featuring Mike from B.C. -- The boys discuss Hair Pulling, animal love, the best Zoo Experience possible, Pat&#039;s trip to Toronto, rage against “Jack &amp; Jill” / Engagement Party and go to Family Reunions. Also, Episode 10 of “General Kranken Haus” titled Labour Pains! </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>canada-comedy-funny-humour-podcast-cylon-bingo-ostrich-zoo-sex-family-kranken-welpen-haus-general-engagement</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:04:13</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>The Masculine Version of Romance</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/60</link>
 <description>Adam and Nathan ask Pat what the ideal male/female relationship is and then laugh at him for his answer. “Betty vs Wilma”, dangerous flirting, “Elective Euchre”, oral sex vs hand jobs vs intercourse and sitcom themes. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20Masculine%20Version%20of%20Romance.mp3" length="33655728" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:19:26 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Adam and Nathan ask Pat what the ideal male/female relationship is and then laugh at him for his answer. “Betty vs Wilma”, dangerous flirting, “Elective Euchre”, oral sex vs hand jobs vs intercourse and sitcom themes. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/60</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/60</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Does it exist? Is it out there? Listen and find out...</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Adam and Nathan ask Pat what the ideal male/female relationship is and then laugh at him for his answer. “Betty vs Wilma”, dangerous flirting, “Elective Euchre”, oral sex vs hand jobs vs intercourse and sitcom themes. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>relationships-love-friends with benefits-comedy-funny-canada-humour-euchre-oral-hand job-intercourse-sitcom-wilma-flirting-cylon</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:46:44</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>Rocket Ship Bingo</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/57</link>
 <description>The &#039;cast is back together for the 51st episode of CYLON BINGO! &quot;Gay Cereals&quot;, Adam as Pat the Construction Worker, Adam vs the Space Program, unemployment among Rocket Scientists, bad arguments, and Good Authority. Listen to the PS and the celebrated return of General Kranken Haus -- Episode 09 &quot;John Fist of the Bull Shit&quot;</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:54:52 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>The &#039;cast is back together for the 51st episode of CYLON BINGO! &quot;Gay Cereals&quot;, Adam as Pat the Construction Worker, Adam vs the Space Program, unemployment among Rocket Scientists, bad arguments, and Good Authority. Listen to the PS and the celebrated return of General Kranken Haus -- Episode 09 &quot;John Fist of the Bull Shit&quot;</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/57</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/57</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>I sent men into space!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The &#039;cast is back together for the 51st episode of CYLON BINGO! &quot;Gay Cereals&quot;, Adam as Pat the Construction Worker, Adam vs the Space Program, unemployment among Rocket Scientists, bad arguments, and Good Authority. Listen to the PS and the celebrated return of General Kranken Haus -- Episode 09 &quot;John Fist of the Bull Shit&quot;</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>funny-comedy-canada-podcast-bingo-cylon-space-nasa-kranken-welpen-unemployment-rocket</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:54:43</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>My Favourite Kinks</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/56</link>
 <description>Adam and Nathan reveal their reaction to &quot;normal&quot; people showing up in movies, watch &quot;Rich Bride, Poor Bride&quot; and detail the kinks they like best. </description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:16:07 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Adam and Nathan reveal their reaction to &quot;normal&quot; people showing up in movies, watch &quot;Rich Bride, Poor Bride&quot; and detail the kinks they like best. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/56</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/56</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Kitten Whiskers, Puppy dog tails, Pixie Cuts and B-Cups</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Adam and Nathan reveal their reaction to &quot;normal&quot; people showing up in movies, watch &quot;Rich Bride, Poor Bride&quot; and detail the kinks they like best. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>roger-ebert-pixie-sex-sexy-bride-judy-comedy-funny-humor-humour-cylon-bingo-canada</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:57:04</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>Cylon Bingo Presents - Kranken Khristmas</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/55</link>
 <description>Its a Kranken Khristmas, Cylon Bingo! Thats right, we&#039;re celebrating the holidays in July! Just as you&#039;ve always suspected we Canadians do things backwards. Grab a glass of rancid eggnog and down this 40 minute holiday special from the other side of the Wall. Kranken Welpen and Cylon Bingo – the blueprints for world domination/peace!</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 18:04:59 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Its a Kranken Khristmas, Cylon Bingo! Thats right, we&#039;re celebrating the holidays in July! Just as you&#039;ve always suspected we Canadians do things backwards. Grab a glass of rancid eggnog and down this 40 minute holiday special from the other side of the Wall. Kranken Welpen and Cylon Bingo – the blueprints for world domination/peace!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/55</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/55</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Come celebrate Christmas...with us...in July</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Its a Kranken Khristmas, Cylon Bingo! Thats right, we&#039;re celebrating the holidays in July! Just as you&#039;ve always suspected we Canadians do things backwards. Grab a glass of rancid eggnog and down this 40 minute holiday special from the other side of the Wall. Kranken Welpen and Cylon Bingo – the blueprints for world domination/peace!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-humor-humour-funny-kranken-haus-general-welpen-cylon-bingo-canada</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:42:40</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>A Kranken Spectacular</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/54</link>
 <description>They are KRANKEN WELPEN and they deserve to be heard! Download this episode and listen to a solid hour of comedy from East Germany – The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/A%20Kranken%20Spectacular.mp3" length="62842802" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 19:25:42 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>They are KRANKEN WELPEN and they deserve to be heard! Download this episode and listen to a solid hour of comedy from East Germany – The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/54</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/54</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>They are KRANKEN WELPEN and they deserve to be heard! Download this episode and listen to a solid hour of comedy from East Germany – The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-funny-canada-humor-humour-parody-kranken-welpen-general-cylon-bingo-serial-drama-sctv</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:05:27</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>Benevolent Sexism</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/53</link>
 <description>We discuss the issues of so-called “Benevolent Sexism” and Female Circumcision before jumping into the murky waters of what fidelity means in modern relationships. Its Canadians helping the world, as usual. Download CYLON BINGO and get in on the goodness. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Benevolent%20Sexism.mp3" length="55407722" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:58:52 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>What is now considered &quot;sexist&quot;, modern relationships, cheating. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/53</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/53</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>It might actually exist...</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>We discuss the issues of so-called “Benevolent Sexism” and Female Circumcision before jumping into the murky waters of what fidelity means in modern relationships. Its Canadians helping the world, as usual. Download CYLON BINGO and get in on the goodness. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>female-circumcision-benevolent-sexism-comedy-humor-humour-funny-canadian</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:57:42</itunes:duration>
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<item>
 <title>The Gospel According to Us</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/52</link>
 <description>We put religion under the spotlight in this weeks CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan begin the show by pitching a “chick flick” based on Pat&#039;s life then move quickly onto their interpretation of theology. Moving right along, the boys discuss their Worst Movie-going Experiences, review “X-Men: First Class” and end it all with Nathans attack on January Jones. Download your one way ticket to hell!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20Gospel%20According%20to%20Us.mp3" length="54622803" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:50:15 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Religion, &quot;Chick Flicks&quot;, Worst Movie Experience, X-Men First Class, Movie Review, January Jones </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/52</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/52</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Because Faith is a Fact</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>We put religion under the spotlight in this weeks CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan begin the show by pitching a “chick flick” based on Pat&#039;s life then move quickly onto their interpretation of theology. Moving right along, the boys discuss their Worst Movie-going Experiences, review “X-Men: First Class” and end it all with Nathans attack on January Jones. Download your one way ticket to hell!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>Religion-Theology-Chick Flick-Worst-Movie-Experience-XMen-First Class-Movie Review-January-Jones-Comedy-Funny-canada-humor</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:56:53</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Hey Aunt Judy! FYS!</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/51</link>
 <description>The boys spend too much time talking about TRANSFORMERS and action figures before moving onto chick flicks, chain mail, surgery porn and Pat&#039;s Aunt Judy. The only place you can hear these discussions – plus episode 08 of “General Kranken Haus” titled &#039;Moose &amp; Squirrel&#039; – is right here on CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Hey%20Aunt%20Judy%21%20FYS%21.mp3" length="67621745" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:00:21 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Transformers movies, action figures, popular 80&#039;s toys, chick flicks, chain mail, Death Metal, surgery porn, Kranken Welpen, General Kranken Haus</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/51</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/51</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Is she tight? </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The boys spend too much time talking about TRANSFORMERS and action figures before moving onto chick flicks, chain mail, surgery porn and Pat&#039;s Aunt Judy. The only place you can hear these discussions – plus episode 08 of “General Kranken Haus” titled &#039;Moose &amp; Squirrel&#039; – is right here on CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>transformers-funny-comedy-canada-humor-humour-cylon-bingo-kranken-welpen-general-surgery-porn-chain-mail-action-figure-toys</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:10:26</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Videogames and Vasectomy</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/50</link>
 <description>Its an oversized episode of CYLON BINGO! The boys discuss video games, Pat&#039;s big purchase, Nathans long-awaited Vasectomy, the painful birth process, overpopulation, natural disasters, genderless children and IT Stereotypes. Its too much might for one mic! </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Videogames%20and%20Vasectomy.mp3" length="85241237" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:48:37 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Video games, vasectomy, painful births, overpopulation, natural disasters, genderless children, IT Stereotypes</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/50</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/50</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Longer and Harder... Hitting</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Its an oversized episode of CYLON BINGO! The boys discuss video games, Pat&#039;s big purchase, Nathans long-awaited Vasectomy, the painful birth process, overpopulation, natural disasters, genderless children and IT Stereotypes. Its too much might for one mic!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-canada-humor-humour-funny-comedy-vasectomy-genderless-children-IT nerd</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:28:47</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Mennonite Kryptonite</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/49</link>
 <description>Its Adam and Pat without Nathan. Big N says &#039;goodbye&#039; to his virility, Adam questions the &#039;Amish Problem&#039; and Pat moves in with Mennonites. All this and more -- including &#039;General Kranken Haus&#039; episode 7 &quot;Boot Polish&quot; -- on CYLON BINGO! </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Mennonite%20Kryptonite.mp3" length="65266964" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 01:09:36 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Examining Mennonite groups, the Amish and Arthur</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/49</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/49</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Providing Inferior Information</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Its Adam and Pat without Nathan. Big N says &#039;goodbye&#039; to his virility, Adam questions the &#039;Amish Problem&#039; and Pat moves in with Mennonites. All this and more -- including &#039;General Kranken Haus&#039; episode 7 &quot;Boot Polish&quot; -- on CYLON BINGO! </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>funny-humor-humour-cylon-bingo-canada-mennonite-amish-arthur</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:07:59</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Thanks for the Venom</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/47</link>
 <description>The &#039;cast discuss a recent barrage of questions posed to them by listeners/haters. This week features episode 6 of &#039;General Kranken Haus&#039; - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - entitled &quot;Falling off Cliff Richards&quot;. Download and share CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Thanks%20for%20the%20Venom.mp3" length="67064188" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 15:14:14 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Dating advice, Thor review, fights in relationships, fights with family members, Episode 6 from &#039;General Kranken Haus&#039;.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/47</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/47</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Attempting to answer your questions</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Questions and answers, more dating advice, Pat as a porn star, releasing your personal rage on family members, relationship fights, &#039;Thor&#039; Review and Ep. 6 of &#039;General Kranken Haus&#039;</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-comedy-canada-funny-humor-humour-kranken-welpen-thor-rage-relationships-fighting-porn</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:09:51</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Zebra Skinned Scooter</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/46</link>
 <description>How would you kill yourself? Which board games did you used to play? Does Pat have a chance with his lady-friend? Did Pat date a chubby girl? “Cuckolded”? What will Nathan do after marriage? Which &#039;cast member partook in youthful pants rubbing? All of these questions answered plus a new episode of “General Kranken Haus” - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - only on CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Zebra%20Skinned%20Scooter.mp3" length="68064366" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 15:30:28 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Molestation, cuckold, post-marriage sex, youthful indiscretions, suicide, funny podcast</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/46</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/46</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>It starts with Suicide and ends with Molestation. Its kind of like life in reverse.</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>How would you kill yourself? Which board games did you used to play? Does Pat have a chance with his lady-friend? Did Pat date a chubby girl? “Cuckolded”? What will Nathan do after marriage? Which &#039;cast member partook in youthful pants rubbing? All of these questions answered plus a new episode of “General Kranken Haus” - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - only on CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>suicide-cuckold-cuckolded-marriage-dating-sex-funny-comedy-humor-humour-canada-canadian-cylon-bingo-kranken-welpen-general-haus</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:10:54</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Dead by 40</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/45</link>
 <description>Adam declares that &#039;40 is the new 72&#039; in the 40th episode of CYLON BINGO! Picking up where &quot;Currentish Events&quot; ended, the boys dish on sushi, offer flirting advice to Pat and discuss the inevitable Death by 40. Make sure you stay tuned for the 4th episode of “General Kranken Haus” titled &#039;Gypsy Tears&#039; -- Its the best Pod-Radio drama on the net! </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Dead%20by%2040.mp3" length="49420449" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 15:33:15 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Sushi restaurants, workplace flirtations, dating and death. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/45</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/45</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Adam declares that &#039;40 is the new 72&#039; </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Adam declares that &#039;40 is the new 72&#039; in the 40th episode of CYLON BINGO! Picking up where &quot;Currentish Events&quot; ended, the boys dish on sushi, offer flirting advice to Pat and discuss the inevitable Death by 40. Make sure you stay tuned for the 4th episode of “General Kranken Haus” titled &#039;Gypsy Tears&#039; -- Its the best Pod-Radio drama on the net! </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>dead-40-cylon-bingo-flirting-dating-comedy-funny-kranken-welpen-general-humor-humour</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:51:28</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Currentish Events</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/44</link>
 <description>Episode 39 keeps it current with Canada&#039;s election coverage, the death of Osama Bin Laden and a recent jail break. Slow or fast, you&#039;ve got to listen to CYLON BINGO! Stay tuned past the politcal chat for Episode 3 of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot; titled &#039;Cake Walk&#039; - Its the best Pod-radio drama on the net!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Currentish%20Events.mp3" length="53362229" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 17:37:14 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Politcal chat, the death of Osama bin Laden and trying to stay current. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/44</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/44</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>We&#039;ve gone Political</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Find out how we voted in the recent Canadian elections. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>canadian elections-stephen harper-jack layton-ndp-liberal-conservative-osama-funny-humor-canada-humour-cylon</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:55:35</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Tech Chat with Adam  and Pat 2</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/43</link>
 <description>Episode 38 is a technological terror! Adam, Pat and Nathan do a quick review of the new Blackberry Playbook, discuss the possibilities of the new Nintendo Console, bash the Playstation and hate on cell phones. For those paying attention, this week features episode 2 of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot; - the BEST Pod-Radio drama on the net. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Tech%20Chat%20with%20Adam%20and%20Pat%20Two.mp3" length="55095520" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 16:42:31 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Blackberry Playbook review, looking over Nintendo&#039;s next console, Playstation Network and PS3 destruction. Second installment of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot;. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/43</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/43</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The Second Installment of &quot;Tech Chat&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Episode 38 is a technological terror! Adam, Pat and Nathan do a quick review of the new Blackberry Playbook, discuss the possibilities of the new Nintendo Console, bash the Playstation and hate on cell phones. For those paying attention, this week features episode 2 of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot; - the BEST Pod-Radio drama on the net.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>tech chat-humor-comedy-funny-cylon-cylon bingo-kranken-welpen-ps3-playstation-network-nintendo-cell phone-blackberry-playbook</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:57:23</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Freaky Friday</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/42</link>
 <description>We look at the lives of Royalty, wonder where our names came from, switch bodies and &quot;Groundhog Day&quot; the last 13 years again and again. Stay tuned at the end for the debut of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot; - The BEST pod-radio drama on the net!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Freaky%20Friday.mp3" length="51577958" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:26:58 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>The Royal Family, body switching, time travel, lessons learned, Kranken Haus, Kranken Welpern</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/42</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/42</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Not affiliated with the multitude of movies named &#039;Freaky Friday&#039;</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>We look at the lives of Royalty, wonder where our names came from, switch bodies and &quot;Groundhog Day&quot; the last 13 years again and again. Stay tuned at the end for the debut of &quot;General Kranken Haus&quot; - The BEST pod-radio drama on the net!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>canada-funny-humor-humour-humorous-cylon-cylon bingo-kranken-welpern-radio drama-time travel-british-royals</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:53:43</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>The Lost Episode - 9 Guys 1 Bucket</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/41</link>
 <description>The Lost Episode - Now, not so lost. Recorded way back in time, this is one fantastic episode. Learn about Adam&#039;s dream career, ponder the legality of cartoon porn and discover if Nathan can outwit a mass murderer. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20Lost%20Episode%209%20Guys%201%20Bucket.mp3" length="66722630" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:58:40 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Gay sex, dirty cops, cartoon sex, age of consent in Canada, devious situations and Jigsaw</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/41</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/41</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The Best Podcast you&#039;ve never heard!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The Lost Episode - Now, not so lost. Recorded way back in time, this is one fantastic episode. Learn about Adam&#039;s dream career, ponder the legality of cartoon porn and discover if Nathan can outwit a mass murderer. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-cylon bingo-bingo-comedy-funny-humor-humour-sexy-dirty cop-consent-Canada</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:09:29</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Hey Jane! FYS!</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/40</link>
 <description>The boys answer a critic, try to rename the podcast, look back to childhood television, rag on religion and wonder where the candy profits are. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Hey%20Jane%21%20FYS%21.mp3" length="52232065" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:19:28 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>E-mails, rapes, religion, etc. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/40</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/40</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Answering charges from Mrs. Jane M. </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The boys answer a critic, try to rename the podcast, look back to childhood television, rag on religion and wonder where the candy profits are. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>e-mail-cylon-bingo-cylon bingo-humor-funny-comedy-religion-peter gabriel</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:54:24</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Tech Chat with Adam and Pat</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/39</link>
 <description>Adam &amp; Pat go it alone and chit chat about technology both old and new. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Tech%20Chat%20with%20Adam%20and%20Pat.mp3" length="58083086" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:00:13 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Adam &amp; Pat go it alone and chit chat about technology both old and new. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/39</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/39</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>No Nathan, No Problem</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>From HD vs Video, PS2 to PS3 and Servers...</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-cylon bingo-funny-humor-comedy-canada-playstation</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:00:30</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>So Much Pleasure!</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/38</link>
 <description>Download! Its the least you can do!

Used Games, the cleaning habits of fat people, Pat&#039;s real voice, &quot;Syndrome a Down-Down&quot; and Charity</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/So%20Much%20Pleasure%21.mp3" length="47773697" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Used Games, the cleaning habits of fat people, Pat&#039;s real voice, &quot;Syndrome a Down-Down&quot; and Charity</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/38</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/38</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Morning Thomas!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Used Games, the cleaning habits of fat people, Pat&#039;s real voice, &quot;Syndrome a Down-Down&quot; and Charity</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-funny-humor-fat people-downs-down syndrome-used games-cylon-bingo</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:49:45</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>College Boy!</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/37</link>
 <description>The boys jump all around the map with this one: the pop culture references start flying, Adam takes Nathan to task for being too &quot;College&quot;, Atlantis is discovered as Japan sinks and Munsch is Cunched. Its CYLON BINGO, College Boy!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/College%20Boy%21.mp3" length="74697369" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Discovering Atlantis, destroying Robert Munsch, watching movies</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/37</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/37</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>They came, they saw, they spoke</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The boys jump all around the map with this one: the pop culture references start flying, Adam takes Nathan to task for being too &quot;College&quot;, Atlantis is discovered as Japan sinks and Munsch is Cunched. Its CYLON BINGO, College Boy!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-podcast-humor-funny-humor-munsch-atlantis-japan-college</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:17:48</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>A Million Little Pieces</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/36</link>
 <description>An episode filled with bits and pieces recorded weeks prior. Its all the best moments, cobbled together into the most over produced show possible. Enjoy a little CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/A%20Million%20Little%20Pieces.mp3" length="62062056" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>An episode filled with bits and pieces recorded weeks prior. Its all the best moments, cobbled together into the most over producded show possible. Enjoy a little CYLON BINGO!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/36</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/36</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Bits and Bits and Bits</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Tons of little discussions thrown together for your amusement. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-humor-humour-funny-cylon-cylon bingo-batman-academy awards-statler</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:04:38</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Animals and Sandwiches</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/35</link>
 <description>A whole episode of the &#039;best&#039; kind of talk. Be a part of an impromptu game, listen to one sexy grandma and eat a cruel sandwich. Its the 30th episode of CYLON BINGO! Subscribe before its too late!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Animals%20and%20Sandwiches.mp3" length="45121751" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>A whole episode of the &#039;best&#039; kind of talk. Be a part of an impromptu game, listen to one sexy grandma and eat a cruel sandwich. Its the 30th episode of CYLON BINGO! Subscribe before its too late!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/35</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/35</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Zoophilia Throughout</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Nothing but the Best...Iality. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>bestiality-zoophilia-comedy-humor-humour-funny-canada-cylon-cylon bingo-sexy-grandma-mr hands</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:47:00</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Three Boobs, Two Weeks</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/34</link>
 <description>No romantic notions here. Plenty of Knob News. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Three%20Boobs%2C%20Two%20Weeks.mp3" length="54523742" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Total Recall. Romantic Dates at Home. Pat&#039;s nicknames. Knob News. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/34</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/34</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>5.9in sounded big...</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Lots of Knob News. Recalling &quot;Total Recall&quot;. Romantic Get Togethers. Pat the Kaiser. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>Knob-Knob News-Comedy-Humor-Humour-Funny-Kaiser-Total Recall-Boobs-Tits</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:56:47</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Mac Tonight was a Pervert</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/33</link>
 <description>A DEAD SPACE 2 review, our views on the Super Bowl and the current political climate and finish with a look back at the worst advertising mascot of the 80&#039;s. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Mac%20Tonight%20was%20a%20Pervert.mp3" length="63441323" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>DEAD SPACE 2, Stephen Harper, the Super Bowl, Patriotism, McDonalds, McDLT&#039;s, Mac Tonight, Fraggle Rock</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/33</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/33</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Crescent shaped, moon-headed kiddie fiddler.</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>A DEAD SPACE 2 review kicks things off. Next, our look back at the Super Bowl, followed by a discussion dealing with politics and patriotism. Finishing things up is a roasting of 1980&#039;s advertising for McDonalds. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>dead space-dead space 2-2-comedy-humor-humour-funny-mcdonalds-mcdlt-mac tonight-fraggle-fraggle rock-super bowl-stephen harper</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:06:05</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Yorgi&#039;s Nice Penis</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/32</link>
 <description>From Television to &#039;Knob News&#039;! The boys bash Buffy, recap The Simpsons, delve into Drew Carey, dance with Faxanadu, research Male Enhancement Devices, donate dicks and laugh like morons with Johnson Motors. Join in the fun with CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Yorgi%27s%20Nice%20Penis.mp3" length="60961982" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Television shows from Charmed to Buffy, The Simpsons and Drew Carey. Male Penis Extenders, Penis Donations and Johnson Outboard Motors. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/32</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/32</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Pop Culture, Video Games and Penial News</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>From Television to &#039;Knob News&#039;! The boys bash Buffy, recap The Simpsons, delve into Drew Carey, dance with Faxanadu, research Male Enhancement Devices, donate dicks and laugh like morons with Johnson Motors. Join in the fun with CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-cylon bingo-television-charmed-buffy-simpsons-drew carey-funny-humor-comedy-penis-extension-donation-canadian</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:03:30</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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<item>
 <title>Censor Shmensor</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/31</link>
 <description>Rail against censorship with CYLON BINGO! Lets start things off with a sip of breast milk and plow right into Circumcision vs Vasectomy, slam Dire Straits and Huck Finn, defend Ricky Gervais and Dave Seville and stop a pair of dictators with oral pleasures.</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Censor%20Shmensor.mp3" length="50882058" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Breast Milk, M.A.C.&#039;s, Circumcision, Vasectomy, Censorship and Star Wars</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/31</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/31</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Breast Milk, M.A.C.&#039;s, Circumcision, Vasectomy, Censorship and Star Wars</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Rail against censorship with CYLON BINGO! Lets start things off with a sip of breast milk and plow right into Circumcision vs Vasectomy, slam Dire Straits and Huck Finn, defend Ricky Gervais and Dave Seville and stop a pair of dictators with oral pleasures.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>breast milk-circumcision-vasectomy-ricky gervais-comedy-humor-funny-cylon-bingo</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:53:00</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>T&amp;C EPISODE TWO</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/30</link>
 <description>More deleted goodness from CYLON BINGO! Listen in to material removed from EP23 &#039;A Glass of TWONK!&#039;. Then, pop over to iTunes and give us a review. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/T%26C%20Episode%20Two.mp3" length="35847149" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 03:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>More deleted goodness from CYLON BINGO! Listen in to material removed from EP23 &#039;A Glass of TWONK!&#039;. Then, pop over to iTunes and give us a review. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/30</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/30</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>More Excised Material</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Deleted audio from CYLON BINGO! Ep 23 A Glass of TWONK!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-funny-humor-canada-cylon-bingo-deleted</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:37:20</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>T&amp;C Episode One</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/29</link>
 <description>Toaster and Chips! A sister series to CYLON BINGO featuring material removed from prior episodes. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/T%26C%20Episode%20One.mp3" length="40435718" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Toaster and Chips! A sister series to CYLON BINGO featuring material removed from prior episodes. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/29</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/29</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Excised Material thats actually worthwhile</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Toaster and Chips! A sister series to CYLON BINGO featuring material removed from prior episodes. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-funny-humor-humour-cylon-bingo-toaster-chips</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:42:07</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>A Glass of TWONK!</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/28</link>
 <description>This episode is Thirsty Work! The boys discuss the future of smoothies, breakfast and live naughty entertainment. Also, a brief discussion on kinks and fetishes. So grab a glass of &#039;puice&#039; and listen to CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/A%20Glass%20of%20TWONK.mp3" length="61110357" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Vagina Smoothies, Sex KInks / Fetishes, Amputations and Circuncision</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/28</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/28</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Its All Natural From God&#039;s Navel</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>This episode is Thirsty Work! The boys discuss the future of smoothies, breakfast and live naughty entertainment. Also, a brief discussion on kinks and fetishes. So grab a glass of &#039;puice&#039; and listen to CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-sex-funny-comedy-humor-circumcision-amputation-vagina-smoothie-fetish</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:03:39</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>The &#039;Fighter&#039;</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/27</link>
 <description>Happy New Year from CYLON BINGO! Listen in awe as Nathan relates a tale of home invasion, Pat questions his reality and Adam decides to stand against the Blue Beans! You can&#039;t ask for better Aural from 3 Canadians - LISTEN!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20%27Fighter%27.mp3" length="71944194" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 02:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Happy New Year from CYLON BINGO! Listen in awe as Nathan relates a tale of home invasion, Pat questions his reality and Adam decides to stand against the Blue Beans! You can&#039;t ask for better Aural from 3 Canadians - LISTEN!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/27</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/27</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Nathan has to fend off an attack, and repel an invasion. </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Pat is questioned about his reality. Nathan tells a long version of his pre-Birthday home invasion / attack. Adam questions their sexuality. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>home invasion-attacked-attack-new years-blue vulva-comedy-funny-cylon-bingo-cylon bingo-canada-canadian</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:14:56</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>CHRISTMAS &amp; Meat Pies</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/26</link>
 <description>EPISODE 21, the dreaded Christmas show. Join in the reindeer games as past holidays are revisited, Pat is made fun of (constantly) and secrets are revealed. Also, a discussion of the film ratings system. One year down, so many more to go. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/CHRISTMAS%20%26%20Meat%20Pies.mp3" length="72898482" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 14:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Join in the reindeer games as past holidays are revisited, Pat is made fun of (constantly) and secrets are revealed. Also, a discussion of the film ratings system. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/26</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/26</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Yulelog Meat Curtains</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Join in the reindeer games as past holidays are revisited, Pat is made fun of (constantly) and secrets are revealed. Also, a discussion of the film ratings system. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>muse-comedy-funny-cylon bingo-cylon-meat curtains-smiths-mcr-christmas</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:15:56</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Discharging &amp; Prostitution...IN SPACE</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/25</link>
 <description>From Shit Shows to Shit Water! In EPISODE 20 the boys play Legal Eagles while discussing &quot;Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell&quot; and the legal definition of Prostitution in Canada. Join in the debate by downloading CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Discharging%20%26%20Prostitution...IN%20SPACE.mp3" length="75167180" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>In EPISODE 20 the boys play Legal Eagles while discussing &quot;Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell&quot; and the legal definition of Prostitution in Canada. Join in the debate by downloading CYLON BINGO!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/25</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/25</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>From Shit Shows to Shit Water</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In EPISODE 20 the boys play Legal Eagles while discussing &quot;Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell&quot; and the legal definition of Prostitution in Canada. Join in the debate by downloading CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>humor-funny-comedy-cylon-bingo-shit-prostitution-canada-satellites</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:18:17</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Handjobs and Gladrags</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/24</link>
 <description>An episode with the original title “Worst. Episode. Ever.”, turns into something worth listening to! Who is the next Shia Laboeuf? Which Canadian actor has died? Which member of the cast has the best &#039;member&#039;? Listen to EPISODE 19 and find out!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Handjobs%20and%20Gladrags.mp3" length="73589786" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 17:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Lasting longer during sex, saying goodbye to a legend. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/24</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/24</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The &#039;Worst&#039; or the &#039;Best&#039; -- Depending on who you ask</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>An episode with the original title “Worst. Episode. Ever.”, turns into something worth listening to! Who is the next Shia Laboeuf? Which Canadian actor has died? Which member of the cast has the best &#039;member&#039;? Listen to EPISODE 19 and find out!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-humor-leslie nielson-canadian-sex-funny-cylon-cylon bingo</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:16:39</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>The Lighter Side of Death</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/22</link>
 <description>EPISODE 18 -- The Somber One! Listen as the &#039;cast discuss the ins and outs of Death! From Prison Rape, to Assisted Suicide, to Boy Scouts and Funerals, the boys can&#039;t get enough of the D stuff. Before you expire, kick back and listen to CYLON BINGO!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20Lighter%20Side%20of%20Death.mp3" length="67189999" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 18:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Prison Rape, Suicides, Boy Scouts, Funerals, etc. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/22</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/22</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Death, Suicide, Boy Scouts and Funerals</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>EPISODE 18 -- The Somber One! Listen as the &#039;cast discuss the ins and outs of Death! From Prison Rape, to Assisted Suicide, to Boy Scouts and Funerals, the boys can&#039;t get enough of the D stuff. Before you expire, kick back and listen to CYLON BINGO!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>humor-comedy-funny-cylon-bingo-prison-rape-boy scout-funeral-suicide</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:09:59</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Daylight Slavings Time</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/21</link>
 <description>Sunrise to Sunset with CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan go it alone and rail against DST, and Nudist Beaches but reach out to Scott Pilgrim and James Cameron. When Pat is away the boys still play. Come listen!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Daylight%20Slavings%20Time.mp3" length="60492200" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Sunrise to Sunset with CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan go it alone and rail against DST, and Nudist Beaches but reach out to Scott Pilgrim and James Cameron. When Pat is away the boys still play. Come listen!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/21</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/21</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>A Brief History of British Meddling...</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Sunrise to Sunset with CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan go it alone and rail against DST, and Nudist Beaches but reach out to Scott Pilgrim and James Cameron. When Pat is away the boys still play. Come listen!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>humor-funny-comedy-cylon-bingo-DST-Nude-Nudity-Nude Beach-Scott Pilgrim-Cameron</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:03:00</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Parental Fornication</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/20</link>
 <description>Low and behold a new episode of CYLON BINGO! Episode 16: Parental Fornication -- where the cast share sexual beginnings, wonder where Pat&#039;s pimp legacy started and comb over the leftovers of a bad dating experience.  </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Parental%20Fornication.mp3" length="75720541" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Sexual Innuendo... Lots of it. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/20</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/20</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Big Pimp leads to Little Pimp</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Low and behold a new episode of CYLON BINGO! Episode 16: Parental Fornication -- where the cast share sexual beginnings, wonder where Pat&#039;s pimp legacy started and comb over the leftovers of a bad dating experience.  </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>funny-humor-pimp-comedy-canadian-sex-sexual-parents-dating</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:18:52</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>The Halloween Special...Kinda</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/19</link>
 <description>*Insert Scary Laugh 
Its a super-long spectacular as CYLON BINGO rolls out its Halloween Special. The cast goes French, question what is Canadian comedy, share stories of Trick or Treating, Masturbation in public, and high school drama&#039;s. You&#039;ll want &#039;More-al&#039; of this Aural. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/The%20Halloween%20Special...%20Kinda.mp3" length="98928154" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:48:21 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>&quot;HIgh School bad, Halloween good, Jerking off great&quot;</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/19</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/19</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>&quot;HIgh School bad, Halloween good, Jerking off great&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>*Insert Scary Laugh 
Its a super-long spectacular as CYLON BINGO rolls out its Halloween Special. The cast goes French, question what is Canadian comedy, share stories of Trick or Treating, Masturbation in public, and high school drama&#039;s. You&#039;ll want &#039;More-al&#039; of this Aural. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>funny-comedy-humor-halloween-cylon-bingo-the used-jerking</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:43:03</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Nostalgia vs Reality</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/18</link>
 <description>Episode 14: The cast revisits some childhood favourites and discovers they aren&#039;t all they were cracked up to be. Also, the Fans receive more of what they want as sex, tattoos and piercings are discussed. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat for continued hi-jinx with CYLON BINGO. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Nostalgia%20vs%20Reality.mp3" length="62956903" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 14:50:31 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Episode 14: The cast revisits some childhood favourites and discovers they aren&#039;t all they were cracked up to be. Also, the Fans receive more of what they want as sex, tattoos and piercings are discussed. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat for continued hi-jinx with CYLON BINGO. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/18</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/18</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The cast revisits some childhood favourites and discovers they aren&#039;t all they were cracked up to be.</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Episode 14: The cast revisits some childhood favourites and discovers they aren&#039;t all they were cracked up to be. Also, the Fans receive more of what they want as sex, tattoos and piercings are discussed. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat for continued hi-jinx with CYLON BINGO. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>humor-comedy-cylon-bingo-thundercats-retro-childhood-nostalgia-funny</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:05:34</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Patrick Potter and the Hungarian Meat Whistle</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/17</link>
 <description>Guess who came back from the dead? CYLON BINGO has returned after a brief hiatus to rock you with even more depraved sexual acts. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they get back on the horse and discuss the pro&#039;s and con&#039;s of Circumcision. Its Aural Sex even Parents and Kids can enjoy!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Patrick%20Potter%20and%20the%20Hungarian%20Meat%20Whistle.mp3" length="51642355" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:15:17 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Guess who came back from the dead? CYLON BINGO has returned after a brief hiatus to rock you with even more depraved sexual acts. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they get back on the horse and discuss the pro&#039;s and con&#039;s of Circumcision. Its Aural Sex even Parents and Kids can enjoy!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/17</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/17</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>The Boys who Lived... SEX!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Guess who came back from the dead? CYLON BINGO has returned after a brief hiatus to rock you with even more depraved sexual acts. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they get back on the horse and discuss the pro&#039;s and con&#039;s of Circumcision. Its Aural Sex even Parents and Kids can enjoy!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-sex-funny-cylon-bingo-circumcision-humor-sexy</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:53:47</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>BEE KEEPING!?</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/16</link>
 <description>YES! Cylon Bingo is back with a vengeance as Nathan rages against EVERYONE! Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they discuss child-acting, careers we were destined for, and broad social trends. With a sprinkling of Canadian content! BEES!? BEADS!? </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/BEE%20KEEPING%21.mp3" length="63597210" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 19:22:09 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>YES! Cylon Bingo is back with a vengeance as Nathan rages against EVERYONE! Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they discuss child-acting, careers we were destined for, and broad social trends. With a sprinkling of Canadian content! BEES!? BEADS!? </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/16</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/16</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>With a sprinkling of Canadian content!</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>YES! Cylon Bingo is back with a vengeance as Nathan rages against EVERYONE! Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they discuss child-acting, careers we were destined for, and broad social trends. With a sprinkling of Canadian content! BEES!? BEADS!? </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-humor-cylon-bingo-bees-emo-funny-podcast-acting</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:06:14</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Vaginal Electric</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/15</link>
 <description>Cylon Bingo gets sexy with the latest episode! Whether its sex with the Joker, sexy dress-up at the FanExpo or finally succumbing to the temptations of robot women, we can&#039;t get enough of the horizontal mambo. Join us, Adam, Nathan and Pat for a sexy good time!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Vaginal%20Electric.mp3" length="66792511" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:18:11 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Cylon Bingo gets sexy with the latest episode! Whether its sex with the Joker, sexy dress-up at the FanExpo or finally succumbing to the temptations of robot women, we can&#039;t get enough of the horizontal mambo. Join us, Adam, Nathan and Pat for a sexy good time!</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/15</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/15</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Fembots &amp; Cosplay, a sexy good time</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Cylon Bingo gets sexy with the latest episode! Whether its sex with the Joker, sexy dress-up at the FanExpo or finally succumbing to the temptations of robot women, we can&#039;t get enough of the horizontal mambo. Join us, Adam, Nathan and Pat for a sexy good time!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>sexy-funny-robot-fembot-humor-comedy-cylon</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:09:34</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>SHIT DICK</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/14</link>
 <description>On a very special episode of CYLON BINGO -- We dive into the Aniston-Retard debate, discuss racism and &#039;hate-ism&#039; in general. There is talk of wallets and sexual disease communicable via human feces. As usual, take it worth a grain of salt! Come play with Adam, Nathan and Pat!</description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/SHIT%20DICK.mp3" length="58172096" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:31:02 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Jennifer Aniston&#039;s &#039;Retard&#039; comment, the origin of Mongoloid, racism, sexual diseases. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/14</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/14</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>We have Jennifer Aniston&#039;s back in this episode</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>On a very special episode of CYLON BINGO -- We dive into the Aniston-Retard debate, discuss racism and &#039;hate-ism&#039; in general. There is talk of wallets and sexual disease communicable via human feces. As usual, take it worth a grain of salt! Come play with Adam, Nathan and Pat!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>comedy-humor-retard-aniston-cylon-bingo-mongoloid-shit-dick</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:00:35</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Interspecies Erotica OR 100lb Pussy</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/13</link>
 <description>We&#039;re back with a vengence! Adam, Nathan and Pat have to take up an issue with iTunes about Censorship. Also, they tackle sex-ed in Canada. Sit back and enjoy CYLON BINGO. </description>
 <enclosure url="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/audio/Interspecies%20Erotica%20OR%20100lbs%20Pussy.mp3" length="64158133" type="audio/mpeg" />
 <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:57:09 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>We&#039;re back with a vengence! Adam, Nathan and Pat have to take up an issue with iTunes about Censorship. Also, they tackle sex-ed in Canada. Sit back and enjoy CYLON BINGO. </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/13</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/13</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Pushing the envelope</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>We&#039;re back with a vengence! Adam, Nathan and Pat have to take up an issue with iTunes about Censorship. Also, they tackle sex-ed in Canada. Sit back and enjoy CYLON BINGO. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>sex-comedy-censorship-cylon-humor-funny</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:06:49</itunes:duration>
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 <title>12-inch King Kong</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/12</link>
 <description>Yet another new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam, Nathan and Pat are joined by Mike from B.C. for a series of pointless discussions. This week we deal with Porno, Star Wars and the X-files. </description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:05:04 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Pointless chat about Porn, Star Wars and the X-files</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/12</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/12</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>This week we deal with Porno, Star Wars and the X-files. </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Yet another new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam, Nathan and Pat are joined by Mike from B.C. for a series of pointless discussions. This week we deal with Porno, Star Wars and the X-files. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>e.t.-porn-star wars-xfiles-comedy-cylon-humor</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:49:22</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>INCEPTION</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/11</link>
 <description>A brand new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam and Nathan try to explain their feelings on Chris Nolans INCEPTION! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:06:13 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Adam and Nathan try to explain their feelings on Chris Nolans INCEPTION</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/11</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/11</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SPOILERS! A discussion of 2010&#039;s Inception </itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>A brand new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam and Nathan try to explain their feelings on Chris Nolans INCEPTION! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>Chris Nolan-Inception-Cylon-Bingo-Comedy</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:07:28</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>SECRET ORIGINS</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/10</link>
 <description>Cylon Bingo is back with episode 6 entitled SECRET ORIGINS! Discover how Adam, Nathan and Pat met one another! Listen to the Pro&#039;s and Con&#039;s of Beastiality according to three people who have no experience in the matter. </description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:25:28 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Secret meetings, Star Trek and Animal Loving</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/10</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/10</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>&quot;Hookups&quot; and &quot;Fuckups&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Cylon Bingo is back with episode 6 entitled SECRET ORIGINS! Discover how Adam, Nathan and Pat met one another! Listen to the Pro&#039;s and Con&#039;s of Beastiality according to three people who have no experience in the matter. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>cylon-bingo-origin-beastiality-comedy-adult</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:28:42</itunes:duration>
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 <title>Gods Own Special Sauce</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/9</link>
 <description>Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long one in Episode Five of Cylon Bingo. In this special episode Pat showcases his knack for humorous impressions, Nathan reveals his vision of Heaven and Adam has problems thinking Fourth Dimensionally. </description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:35:30 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Kindle vs Apple, Nathan&#039;s version of Heaven, Pat&#039;s Fleshlight woes and Impressions galore</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/9</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/9</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>Impressions, Rewards in Heaven and Over-thinking Science Fiction Films</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long one in Episode Five of Cylon Bingo. In this special episode Pat showcases his knack for humorous impressions, Nathan reveals his vision of Heaven and Adam has problems thinking Fourth Dimensionally. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>impression-heaven-fleshlight-humor-comedy-cylon-bingo</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:31:03</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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 <title>Thats Retarded 00 Sorry</title>
 <link>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/8</link>
 <description>Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long chat bookended by new intro&#039;s and great music. FUTURAMA is back and is the focus for the whole discussion, also, we celebrate a birthday. </description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:10:21 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Discussions on the latest FUTURAMA</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/8</comments>
 <dc:creator>cylonbingo</dc:creator>
 <guid>https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/node/8</guid>
 <itunes:summary>Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long chat bookended by new intro&#039;s and great music. FUTURAMA is back and is the focus for the whole discussion, also, we celebrate a birthday. </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>fleshlight-futurama-cylon-bingo</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>01:20:30</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://cylonbingo.jellycast.com/files/CYLON%285%29_0.jpg" />
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